TOTP - Top Ten Worst HTML Tags

Its a podcast of all you web designers. This time its Robs turn to be the uber geek, here's his list of evil tags in HTML web pages:-

• 10 – table
• 9 – acronym
• 8 – big and small
• 7 – u
• 6 –object
• 5 – map
• 4 – applet
• 3 - embed
• 2 – frameset
• 1 – font

TOTP - Top Ten Fonts that Suck

We never thought we could compile THAT many fonts that shouldn't be allowed on a computer, but we did and here they all are:-

• 10 – Dom Casual
• 9 – Kids
• 8 – LCD
• 7 – Baloon
• 6 – Algerian
• 5 – Broadway
• 4 – Bauhaus
• 3 - Brush Script
• 2 – Times
• 1 – Comic Sans

TOTP - Top Ten Jons Gadgets

Jon can't think up a good list idea for himself so he has to copy Robs idea from a week earlier. Its a podcast about gadgets. Here comes the spoiler:-

• 10 – Bluetooth dongle
• 9 – Sky plus
• 8 – Sony Ericson K700
• 7 – Panasonic PTA500 Projector
• 6 – Sony PSP
• 5 – Sony PS2
• 4 – Xbox
• 3 - iPaq 4700
• 2 – Apple iPod
• 1 – Apple iBook

TOTP - Top Ten Web Annoyances

The internet is a great invention, but every cloud has a silver lining. Rob lists his top ten annoyances of the web:-

• 10 – Out of date pages
• 9 – Google price comparison spamming
• 8 – Not colouring links
• 7 – Graphics when text will do
• 6 – New browser windows
• 5 – No prices on sites
• 4 – Fonts that don't change size
• 3 - Javacript errors
• 2 – PDF documents
• 1 – Flash

TOTP - Top Ten Jonathan's Albums of 2004

Jonathan reveals his Top Ten list of fave albums of 2004. It's a depressing collection of tunes, don't listen to this unless you are ready to top yourself:-

• 10 – The Streets
• 9 – Damien Rice
• 8 – Elliot Smith
• 7 – The Zutons
• 6 – Nick Drake
• 5 – Green Day
• 4 – Janes Addiction
• 3 - Beastie Boys
• 2 – The Mooney Suzuki
• 1 – The Strokes

TOTP - Top Ten Robs Gadgets

Top 10 gizmos, top 10 gadgets, top 10 boys toys; it doens't matter what you call them - they are all desirable peices of kit that we really want. He is Robs' top ten list of gadgets (if you can hear it over the badly mixed music) on todays show :-

• 10 – Playstation Portable
• 9 – Tom Tom
• 8 – iRiver
• 7 – Digital Cameras
• 6 – Microsoft Intellimouse
• 5 – Windows SPVC500
• 4 – Belkin FM Transmitter
• 3 - Skype
• 2 – Playstation 2
• 1 – Pocket PC

TOTP - Top Ten 1980s US TV Shows

More studio changes, soon we'll get it right. Here is Jons list of what he thinks the ten best TV state-side shows from the 1980 are:-

• 10 – The Monkees
• 9 – Blue Thunder
• 8 – Wonder Woman
• 7 – Quantum Leap
• 6 – Street Halk
• 5 – Knight Rider
• 4 – CHIPS
• 3 - Dukes of Hazzard
• 2 – A-Team
• 1 – Different Strokes

TOTP - Top Ten Chocolate Bars

Rightiho. Chocolate. Everybody loves it, especially us. Jon even went to the trouble of producing his top ten list of his favourite chocolate bars. Here goes:-

• 10 – Snickers
• 9 – Drifter
• 8 – Lion Bar
• 7 – Buscuit Boost
• 6 – Time Out
• 5 – Finger of Fudge
• 4 – Picnic
• 3 - Curly Wurly
• 2 – Kit Kat (4 fingers)
• 1 – Mint Aero

TOTP - Top Ten Keyboard Shortcuts

How did we get away with this? The Top Ten Keyboard Shortcuts? If you are an Apple Mac Geek then you'll love this, otherwise just wait until Wednesdays show which promises to be good :-

• 10 – ALT - TAB - Switch applications
• 9 – Control S - Save
• 8 – Control P - Print
• 7 – Control A - Select All
• 6 – Control Z - Undo
• 5 – Command K - Switch Network Computers
• 4 – F13 - Useage dialogue box in Quark
• 3 - Space bar - Pause / Play in iTunes
• 2 – Tab Key - Photoshop cycle layers
• 1 - F7 - Hides rulers and outlines in Quark

TOTP - Top Ten UK TV Gameshows

They say you learn by your mistakes, we certainly learnt a lot today. What did we learn? Not to get distracted by allotments whilst podcasting and to keep background music in the background. Here is Jons' Top Ten UK TV Gameshows:-

• 10 – Wheel of fortune
• 9 – Adventure Game
• 8 – Crystal Maze
• 7 – Kypton Factor
• 6 – 321 (with Dusty Bin)
• 5 – Catchphrase
• 4 – Play your Cards Right
• 3 - Family Fortunes
• 2 – Blankety Blank
• 1 – Bullseye

TOTP - Top Ten Worst Movie Sequels

Whilst getting to grips with the studio we bring you Robs list of the Worst Movie Sequels ever made. When you hear the list you’ll probably agree :-

• 10 - The Next Karate Kid
• 9 - Jaws (any)
• 8 - Breakdance 2 - The Electric Boogaloo
• 7 - Rocky (any)
• 6 - Look Who’s Talking Too
• 5 - Under Siege 2
• 4 - Speed 2
• 3 - Batman
• 2 - Jurassic Park (any)
• 1 - Star Wars Episode 1

TOTP - Top Ten Computer Games

Jon reveals his Top Ten Computer Games. Rob reveals that he says the word 'basically' an annoying amount.

This is our pilot show, still finding our way around the studio and also finding our way around the English language. We are so sorry, we promise to try much harder next time.

If you don't want to spoil listening to this Podcast then we advice you to cover your eyes whilst reading the following list :-

• 10 – Sim City
• 9 – Pac Man
• 8 – Command and Conquer Red Alert
• 7 – Mario 3
• 6 – Tony Hawk Underground
• 5 – Conflict Desert Storm
• 4 – Manhunt
• 3 - Tony Hawk 4
• 2 – Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
• 1 – Grand Theft Auto Vice City