Top ten list show - in every episode the UK Podcast Top Of The Pods brings you a top 10 list. With themes from the obscure to the damn right bandwagon popular, England's own Jon and Rob bring you top tens from listeners around the world. Join in by emailing topofthepods@gmail.com with your lists, feedback, opinions, ideas, pictures and audio comments.
I'll give the punchline a try, imagine a man speaking:
There are some women who won't take anything off of a man. And they get upset when I undress myself too...
My little 5-year-old cousin cuts one, then she says "You have to fart or you'll die!" Sadly when her 11-year-old brother cuts one, we're afraid WE'LL die...
My girlfriend and I are both veggies and we fart like they're going out fashion ! It's like a competition sometimes. We do, however, have to make sure there are no sparks or naked flames around as the house would be blown into the stratosphere if there was an accidental ignition ;-)
My 5-yr old daughter is taking after me; she 'parps' non-stop, usually pausing to say "That was a BEAUTY !!", following a comment my mum once made to her (and my mum thinks 'fart' is a swear-word, probably the reason why I find them hysterically funny at the age of 37...)
Check out the series of childrens' books about "Fritz the farting dog", which JOn may one day like to read to his child when she's a little older !
I'll give the punchline a try, imagine a man speaking:
ReplyDeleteThere are some women who won't take anything off of a man. And they get upset when I undress myself too...
My little 5-year-old cousin cuts one, then she says "You have to fart or you'll die!" Sadly when her 11-year-old brother cuts one, we're afraid WE'LL die...
Rob,
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend and I are both veggies and we fart like they're going out fashion ! It's like a competition sometimes. We do, however, have to make sure there are no sparks or naked flames around as the house would be blown into the stratosphere if there was an accidental ignition ;-)
My 5-yr old daughter is taking after me; she 'parps' non-stop, usually pausing to say "That was a BEAUTY !!", following a comment my mum once made to her (and my mum thinks 'fart' is a swear-word, probably the reason why I find them hysterically funny at the age of 37...)
Check out the series of childrens' books about "Fritz the farting dog", which JOn may one day like to read to his child when she's a little older !