- 10 - Red carpets with bad patterns and beer stains
- 9 - Horse Brasses
- 8 - Watneys Red Barrel
- 7 - Small 32 inch TVs with Match of The Day
- 6 - A Bloody good chin-wag
- 5 - Ploughman’s Lunches
- 4 - Darts (and other pub games)
- 3 - Friendly, jolly, red-faced landlords
- 2 - Closing Time Bell
- 1 - Real Ale from the Cask
Got a good idea of your own? Email topofthepods@gmail.com if you want to send us your list.