TOTP - Top Ten Soldiers You Would Want On Your Side In A Battle

Thanks to Chung from London we have been sent the definitive list of the top ten film soldiers that you want on your side:-

• 10 - Private Jackson (Saving Private Ryan)
• 9 - Gunnery Sgt. Tom 'Gunny' Highway (Heartbreak Ridge)
• 8 - Capt. Virgil "The Cooler King" Hilts (The Great Escape)
• 7 - Private Hudson (Aliens)
• 6 - John Patrick Mason (The Rock)
• 5 - Pete "Maverick" Mitchell (Top Gun)
• 4 - Private Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
• 3 - Col. John "Hannibal" Smith (The A-Team)
• 2 - Major "Dutch" Schaefer (Predator)
• 1 - John Rambo (Rambo - First Blood Part 2)

As mentioned at the start of this show, today's podcast is recorded in the MP3 Surround Sound Format. To experience the 5.1 surround sound you will need a sound-card with around 6 speakers hanging out of the back and some special software. You can download the mp3 surround player from www.mp3surround-format.com, available for Windows 2000, XP and Mac OS X - you'll also get the WinAmp plug-ins with the Windows version.

The show itself is slightly larger than a regular stereo MP3 of similar quality. Don't worry if you don't own the necessary hardware, you should still be able to listen to the show on your normal mp3 players. This is an experiment and we need your feedback, so please use the comments board on www.topofthepods.com or email us at topofthepods@gmail.com. Remember, you need the hardware, software and original MP3 file - if your podcasting client converts the file into AAC for example then it will loose all the additional surround data, so ensure that the player is using the original file downloaded from our server.

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TOTP - Top Ten Misconceptions About Australia

This one goes out to Leanne, a workmate of Klaus - the ten things that the rest of the world gets wrong about those lovely Australians:-

• 10 - The fastest sport in Australia are the koala-bear-races
• 9 - Kangaroos are used as shopping bags
• 8 - All men are named Bruce
• 7 - Every Australian person has its own sheep farm
• 6 - Instead of formal elections a didgeridoo-contest is held - the winner will be the prime-minister
• 5 - They have only one category of driving license that includes small planes and road trains
• 4 - Their army is equipped only with boomerangs
• 3 - The land is completely flat except Ayers rock
• 2 - Australia is still a colony of convicts
• 1 - Australia is a separate continent because they have no real friends

Its October the 1st - we need your support on Podcast Alley - vote for us at http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=2992. It's free, quick and easy and makes us look good against the big guys in podcasting who get paid for their shows. What do we get? Nout. Not a dickie bird. But you can change all that - please head over to www.proporta.com and claim your 10% discount using TOTP10 - not just if you have a PDA, but they also provide every other accessory for your mp3 player and gaming device. We line up these great offers for you all and we need you to do is buy a christmas present a few weeks early.

Did we mention Mondays show? Its a podcasting first...

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TOTP - Top Ten Worst Places To Use The Toilet

We've beeped everything out of this show that made any sense, so as not to rule out any potential sponsorship from Disney. This show really went down the pan after we started reading out Jeremys' list about 10 places not to use the toilet:-

• 10 - Shopping mall
• 9 - Concert
• 8 - Work
• 7 - New girlfriends
• 6 - Airplane
• 5 - Outdoors
• 4 - Airport
• 3 - Ballpark
• 2 - Bar
• 1 - Enclosureless

We're about a day behind with the shows, so last nights is today's. Tonight's show might get done tonight, it might get done tomorrow. Its just crazy.

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TOTP - Top Ten Worst Subjects At School

Ratboy sent us his list of the subjects that he really doesn't get on with at school. In England the term 'Ratboy' (coined by popular anti-everything newspaper The Daily Mail) refers to a 12 year old Artful Dodger type that breaks into your house, nicks your video then leaves dog mess on your dining room rug because he's not at school - after reading this list we are convinced this listener could be inclined to do so:-

• 10 - Technology
• 9 - English Language
• 8 - Chemistry
• 7 - History
• 6 - Music
• 5 - Religious Studies
• 4 - Physical Education
• 3 - English Literature
• 2 - Modern Languages
• 1 - Physics

What was your worst subject at school? Is there something Ratboy forgot (apart from nicking your jewelery and CD collection too)? Then let us know using the technological gift of the discussion board on the www.topofthepods.com web site.

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TOTP - Top Ten Japanese Animes

We are so sorry for our total lack of knowledge with Animes, we would especially like to say sorry to Ninereeds for the top ten list that was sent to topofthepods@gmail.com as we made a real mess of todays show:-

• 10 - Cardcaptor Sakura
• 9 - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
• 8 - Magical Canan
• 7 - Genesis of Aquarion
• 6 - Pretty Cure
• 5 - UFO Princess Valkyrie
• 4 - Gundam Seed Destiny
• 3 - Rockman EXE
• 2 - Final Fantasy Unlimited
• 1 - Azumanga Daioh

Do you own a Pocket PC, Palm, iPod, iRiver, Creative, Sony, Nintendo or PSP? If you want to look after them and release their full potential then why not visit http://www.proporta.com/, http://www.proportamusic.com/ and www.proportagame.com and use your special Top of the Pods coupon code - just enter TOTP10 to claim 10% off your Proporta order.

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TOTP - Top Ten Uses For Your PDA

Rob brings you ten things you should be using your PDA for other than just remembering telephone numbers :-

• 10 - Mobile video player - TCPMP
• 9 - Web browsing - Streethawk and WiFiFoFum
• 8 - Recording for podcasting - NoteM
• 7 - Voice recognition - Microsoft Voice
• 6 - Connect it to the car - Magnetic Vehicle Docking Mount
• 5 - Mobile email checking
• 4 - GPS - Tom Tom Navigator
• 3 - MP3 Player - GS Player from Green Software
• 2 - Skype - Skype for the Pocket PC
• 1 - RSS Reader / Podcast Client - PocketRSS

We'd like to tell you all about a great show called The Small Fry Podcast at http://smallfrypodcast.libsyn.com that plays tunes from Singapores independent music scene.

If you'd like to Pimp Your PDA then the friendly people at Proporta have set up a coupon code that gives you 10% off! Just use the code TOTP10 before the 31st of December 2005 with any of their web sites - www.proporta.com, www.proportamusic.com and www.proportagame.com.

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TOTP - Top Ten Songs Considered Worthy Endings To A Night Of Drunkeness

James knows how to annoy his neighbours in Gloucester after a few too many beers, he sent us his list of the ten songs that make the perfect ending to an beer fuelled evening:-

• 10 - Swing Low Sweet Chariot - Various/Hymn
• 9 - Don't Stop Me Know - Queen
• 8 - You'll Never Walk Alone - Righteous Brothers - and other artists
• 7 - Nothing Compares To You - Sinead O'Connor
• 6 - Yesterday - Beatles
• 5 - We Are The Champions - Queen
• 4 - Robbie Williams - Angels
• 3 - Hey Jude - Beatles
• 2 - Wonderwall - Oasis
• 1 - Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Mark from the Tartan Podcast took advantage of entering his email address into www.firebox.com/topofthepods to receive five pounds off his purchase of some Thinking Putty. After just 24 hours he received his great Firebox toy and took some photos which you can see on his flickr page - if you are the first person to video or photograph a new item on the Firebox site they'll send you another £10 gift voucher too. How cool?

No show tomorrow, but back soon with more top ten lists. Have a good weekend everyone, feel free to skype us at topofthepods.

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TOTP - Top Ten British Films Of All Time

The wonderful Billy knows his movies - he has kindly compiled his list of the greatest British films of all time. We've been racking our brains trying to work out which ones we have missed out - share with everyone on our comments board what you think the best British films were:-

• 10 - The 39 Steps
• 9 - Trainspotting
• 8 - The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and her Lover
• 7 - If....
• 6 - Don't Look Now
• 5 - Withnail and I
• 4 - The Ipcress File
• 3 - Scum
• 2 - Brief Encounter
• 1 - The Third Man

By the way, if you haven't got an Airzooka yet then please get one from www.firebox.com/topofthepods (you'll get a fiver off) - its been causing mayhem here at Top Of The Pods towers and we think it should be doing the same where you work too.

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TOTP - Top Ten Criminally Snubbed Comedians

The very kind and helpful Sir Paul Hutchinson noted the Jon and Rob totally ignored some comedians in previous comedy lists, so he sent us his Top Ten comedians that 'should have been' (the fact that half of them haven't been heard of in the UK has nothing to do with it...) :-

• 10 - Bill Cosby
• 9 - Jim Carrey
• 8 - Mike Myers
• 7 - Jamie Foxx
• 6 - Lewis Black
• 5 - Ray Romano
• 4 - Jeff Foxworthy
• 3 - Robin Williams
• 2 - Jon Stewart
• 1 - Chris Rock

We'd like to thank Paul for all his hard work helping out with bits and bobs for the Top of the Pods podcast, send your lists to topofthepods@gmail.com if you can think of some really original, entertaining and thought provoking content.

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TOTP - Top Ten Mashups From The Mashup Podcast

Ross, the brains behind The Mashup Podcast found at www.mashuppodcast.co.uk kindly sent us his top ten mashups. We've added links to the mashup artists websites (we couldn't possibly do links to the actual songs and artists), and there are plenty more tunes that you can check out:-

• 10 - My Name Is Turn Around
• 9 - Son of a Preacher Man
• 8 - Bohemian Love You
• 7 - Original Cold Scrubs
• 6 - Stop Trying
• 5 - Fit but you Know It
• 4 - Word Up To The Rasmus
• 3 - Boulevard of Broken Songs
• 2 - Return Of The Weather Episode
• 1 - Intro-Inspection osymyso

Did we mention if you go to www.firebox.com/topofthepods you'll get a whole five english pounds off anything on their web site?

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TOTP - Top Ten Office Chaos Causing Products

Its Friday everyone, and if you are like us on a Friday in an office, then working is the last thing on your mind. After an extended lunch break in the pub you are probably all sitting around with nothing better to do but read this. Well you don't have to be bored any longer, those nice people from Firebox have sent a list of ten things you might want to get hold of to cause as much mayhem as possible in that drab dreary grey office you reside in:-

• 10 - Shot Blade Launcher
• 9 - Stinger Missile Launcher
• 8 - Missile Launcher
• 7 - Star Wars Force FX Lightsaber
• 6 - RC Dalek
• 5 - Real Driver RC Car
• 4 - Robosapien V2
• 3 - Airzooka
• 2 - Horse Racing Deluxe
• 1 - Bladerunner II Helicopter

"Oh no" we hear you cry "I could have afforded one of those if I didn't spend that five pounds at lunchtime on a drink". Well fortunatly the people at Firebox are offering every Top of the Pods listener a free five pounds gift voucher, so head over to www.firebox.com/topofthepods, punch in the old email address and you'll automatically get sent a five pound gift voucher. How cool is that?

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TOTP - Top Ten Women Who Should Have Been Born Male

Diane complained that we never do any shows for women, but this show is going to prove her wrong. We asked you all to email topofthepods@gmail.com with your lists, and Gordon from Glasgow sent us his list of women who are a total waste of space. We are inclined to agree with him, fill up that comments page found at www.topofthepods.com with your thoughts and suggestions on the subject:-

• 10 - Paris Hilton
• 9 - Mary Phelps Jacob
• 8 - Avril Lavigne
• 7 - Lily Savage
• 6 - Jordan
• 5 - Anne Robinson
• 4 - Rhona Martin
• 3 - Jennifer Lopez
• 2 - Jade Goody
• 1 - Maggie Thatcher

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TOTP - Top Ten Reasons To Come To Podcastcon

Podcast Paul from www.podcastpaul.com is likely to join forces with Mark from www.tartanpodcast.com to sue us guys after todays show. Here at ten great reasons to visit Berners Hotel on Oxford Street in London on September the 17th:-

• 10 - It promotes podcasting and raises interest
• 9 - You can have a beer an a curry afterwards
• 8 - You have something to look forward to
• 7 - You get a break from the Mrs and kids
• 6 - You’ll learn a whole load more about podcasting
• 5 - You can be a geek in company and not worry about it
• 4 - You get a cracking day out in London for £30
• 3 - You get to see what your podcasting mates (and listeners) are like
• 2 - You can be part of history by saying you were there RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING
• 1 - You get to meet the podcasters - including the excellent John & Rob!

For more details about Podcastcon please visit http://www.podcastcon.co.uk.

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TOTP - Top Ten SciFi Totty

Rowland from Dark Compass has been up to his usual tricks, this time combining his two hobbies (scifi and looking at the ladies) to bring us his top ten list of the nicest looking girls in science fiction. We've popped some pretty good pictures on the spoilers, so please take the effort to look:-

• 10 - Barbarella
• 9 - Seven of Nine
• 8 - Priest
• 7 - Aeon flux
• 6 - LeeLoo
• 5 - Deanna Troi
• 4 - Princess Leah
• 3 - Female Terminator
• 2 - Dana Scully
• 1 - Trinity

We'd also like to thank Paul H for all the kind work he's been doing to help us out by submitting Top of the Pods to pretty much every podcast directory there is - if there are any that have been missed out then please be our guest.

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TOTP - Top Ten White Lies

Good old Giles from Australia loves telling fibs, purely to keep relationships going (Mrs Giles beware...). Here is his top ten list of white lies, we'd like you all to admit to how many you are guilty off on the comments board:-

• 10 – Age
• 9 – Does my bum look big in this?
• 8 – Do you know the way?
• 7 – Do you like the present?
• 6 – Partner’s friends/parents
• 5 – The new kid looks beautiful
• 4 – Do you like my new hair cut?
• 3 - Technical knowledge
• 2 – The Resume
• 1 – How much longer till you’re ready?

Now as you are probably all listening to this on a Friday and clearly have nothing better to do than to download our FREE podcasts you can AT LEAST vote for Top of the Pods at Podcast Alley - we are falling rapidly down the charts and need your votes fast before we fall out completely. We have over 500 listeners, surely a handful of you must have some spare time to get us into the top ten? We'd be featured in the Top Ten podcasts charts - suitable we think considering the nature of our show.

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR TOP OF THE PODS AT PODCAST ALLEY

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TOTP - Top Ten Reasons Why Nintendo Are Not A Failed Company

A podcasting first, someone presents the whole show whilst battling hiccups. We apologise not only for Jons contribution to the bad sound quality, not only for Jons repetition of the word 'rubbish' but for Jons treatment to Chris from Felixstowe. Chris sent this wonderful list defending a dying company to topofthepods@gmail.com, and we would love to hear more from him soon:-

• 10 – The Rumble Pack
• 9 – The D-Pad
• 8 – Wireless Control Pads
• 7 – The Analogue Stick
• 6 – Mascots
• 5 – Pokemon
• 4 – The Gameboy
• 3 - Profit on consoles
• 2 – The DS
• 1 – The Playstation

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TOTP - Top Ten Inventions We Should Have By Now

Judith from Gettysburg has so kindly produced this list (we've been sitting on it for months waiting for the right moment) - its those inventions we should have, but don't yet. If you like, you can be like Judith and email us your lists of topofthepods@gmail.com and we'll read it out to fellow listeners:-

• 10 – Videophones
• 9 – Kitchens of the future
• 8 – Moon and space colony
• 7 – Transporters
• 6 – Jet packs
• 5 – Replicators
• 4 – World peace
• 3 - Miraculous medical advances
• 2 – Robot maids
• 1 – Flying cars

Oh, did we plug www.firebox.com enough? They sell gadgets you know, and if you buy from them be sure to mention this show.

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TOTP - Top Ten Jon And Robs Endearing Foibles

We don't know know what they are, but we have been told we have them, and they are endearing. Here is the list for www.topofthepods.com:-

• 10 – Bad singing
• 9 – Jon waffling
• 8 – Jons laugh
• 7 – Robs time and bandwidth obsession
• 6 – Robs Pocket PC
• 5 – Jon and Isreal
• 4 – 1980's retro fondness
• 3 - Brit culture explaining
• 2 – Ignorance
• 1 – Protecting the family

We also mentioned http://www.proporta.com/ - but couldn't find a coupon code - recommended for PDA and phone gear.

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TOTP - Top Ten Ways To Promote Your Podcast

Rob and Jon in agreement? Todays 30 minute long show is more about facts and figures than comedy and entertainment, so skip this one if you are not interested in podcasting. It does contain a few hints about things you can do as a listener to help our show grow. Any questions about www.topofthepods.com then email us at topofthepods@gmail.com :-

• 10 – Local media publicity
• 9 – Well structured shownotes
• 8 – Good visuals
• 7 – Forums - mention the URL
• 6 – Technorati tags - http://www.technorati.com
• 5 – Podcast directories - such as http://podfeed.net)
• 4 – Podcasting communities - www.britcaster.com for example
• 3 - Audio promos
• 2 – Podcast Alley (vote for Top of the Pods)
• 1 – Worship Adam Curry - http://www.curry.com

Also mentioned on the show is a blog from Adrian Pegg at http://www.adrianpegg.co.uk and also the 99p / less than an hour left ebay listing site found at http://www.lastminute-auction.com. If you'd like to help us in Podcast Alley then don't forget to vote for us at Podcast Alley.

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TOTP - Top Ten 80s Movie Soundtracks

No listener list today, instead Rob documents for the world the official top ten list of the movie soundtracks that defined the 1980's. If you do have a list then please send it to topofthepods@gmail.com - but please be patient if you have sent one in as we still have ones from 3 months ago. Stay subscribed to our feed at http://feeds.feedburner.com/topofthepods, full details are on our web site at www.topofthepods.com:-

• 10 – Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger (Rocky III)
• 9 – Dolly Parton - 9 to 5 (9 to 5)
• 8 – Go West - King Of Wishful Thinking (Pretty Women)
• 7 – Limahl - Never Ending Story (Never Ending Story)
• 6 – Irene Cara - What A Feeling (Flashdance)
• 5 – Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes - Up Where We Belong (An Officer And A Gentleman)
• 4 – Yello - Oh Yeah (Ferris Buellers Day Off)
• 3 - Starship - Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now (Mannequin)
• 2 – Huey Lewis and The News - The Power of Love (Back To The Future)
• 1 – Sammy Davis Junior - Ghostbusters (Ghostbusters)
  
  

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TOTP - Top Ten Movie Trilogies

For Bazza from Yorkshire one movie is not enough - he's only happy when Hollywood has knocked out three films. He's been busy watching over 30 films to bring us his list of the top ten movie trilogies:-

• 10 – The Omen
• 9 – Scream
• 8 – Robocop
• 7 – Jurassic Park
• 6 – Karate Kid
• 5 – Evil Dead
• 4 – Indiana Jones
• 3 - Terminator
• 2 – The Matrix
• 1 – Back To The Future

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TOTP - Top Ten Phrases That Americans Say While Attempting To Do A British Accent

Mike Salt from Lake City, in the USA which is in Utah has sent us his list of phrases that those crazy Americans say when they try doing an English impression:-

• 10 – Ya got me banged to rights. It's a fair cop.
• 9 – Got any more steak and kidney pudding?
• 8 – Ev'nin Chief Inspector
• 7 – Cheers mate
• 6 – Jolly good
• 5 – Yeah baby
• 4 – Bob's your uncle
• 3 - Ello Gov'na
• 2 – Cherrio, time for tea
• 1 – Bloody Hell

Hope you all have a good weekend and you'll be hearing from us on Monday.

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TOTP - Top Ten Things That Only Happen In Movies

Rowland from Dark Compass has his ten ten list of things that only happen in movies that he sent to topofthepods@gmail.com. Jon and Rob come to the conclusion that your standard Hollywood script isn't exactly intelligent design in todays www.topofthepods.com top ten podcast:-

• 10 – The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris
• 9 – It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
• 8 – Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired (aka Six Feet Under).
• 7 – Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
• 6 – No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
• 5 – One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once
• 4 – You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
• 3 - In Middle America, all gas station attendants have red handkerchiefs hanging out of their back pockets.
• 2 – Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
• 1 – The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.

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TOTP - Top Ten Things About Women

Hey Joe, way to go - thanks for the list of the ten things about women! :-

• 10 – Never wrong
• 9 – Directions
• 8 – New CDs
• 7 – Bad situations
• 6 – Admit help
• 5 – Food
• 4 – Moods
• 3 - Snoring
• 2 – Police
• 1 – Guffs

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TOTP - Top Ten Reasons To Use Firefox

We sure is a bit late today, last nights show has some photos that needed uploading of a couple of fat blokes in an overheated studio. We did Chris Bradleys top ten reasons to use firefox, here are the reasons:-

• 10 – Download Manager
• 9 – Customizable background pictures
• 8 – Pre-made themes
• 7 – Plugins
• 6 – Favicons
• 5 – Bookmarks Toolbar Folder
• 4 – Search Bar that can switch between search engines
• 3 - Best tabbed browsing
• 2 – Keyboard shortcuts
• 1 – It's not Internet Explorer

While you are here why don't you do us a favour and randomly click on those google adverts on the left hand site of our www.topofthepods.com web site. If you have that much time to kill then email topofthepods@gmail.com with your top ten list.

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TOTP - Top Ten Over Hyped Movies

Justin from Norwich is quite a movie buff who feels very disappointed when studios build him up only to knock him down. Here is the list he sent to topofthepods@gmail.com with his 10 over hyped movies:-

• 10 – Godzilla
• 9 – The Grudge
• 8 – Catwoman
• 7 – Pearl Harbour
• 6 – Mission Impossible 2
• 5 – Fahrenheit 911
• 4 – The Lost World: Jurassic Park
• 3 - Star Wars episode 1: The Phantom Menace
• 2 – Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
• 1 – The Matrix Reloaded

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TOTP - Top Ten Things Everyone Has Done Online

Bit late, but here is James Gardners list of the 10 things everyone has done online.:-

• 10 – Mother pictures
• 9 – Reply to spam
• 8 – Watched Steve Jobs keynote speech
• 7 – Star Wars signatures
• 6 – Emulators
• 5 – Googled personal health checks
• 4 – Downloaded Linux
• 3 - Photoshopped heads onto bodies
• 2 – Used Neo in chat rooms
• 1 – Friends Mother pictures

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TOTP - Top Ten Things To Ask A Genie

Nicolas from Montreal in Canada has been busy dreaming of what he might do if a genie granted him one wish. We have a dream, that one day we'll be in the top ten in podcast alley. Why don't you be our 'magical audience genie member' and vote for us? If you are bored then why not write an email to us saying how happy you get when you hear our show (we need some photos of audience members clearly enjoying a show of Top of the Pods):-

• 10 – Billion quid
• 9 – Bye bye blue screen
• 8 – Bill Gates as secretary
• 7 – Unlimited internet
• 6 – Perfect memory
• 5 – Time travel
• 4 – Invicible
• 3 - Peace on earth
• 2 – Luck with the ladies
• 1 – One hundred million wishes a day

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TOTP - Top Ten Simpsons Characters

Gus sent us his Top Ten Simpsons List before everyone else did, so that's why his list is out of the doors first. We have others about the Simpsons and oh my god they are all sooooo different. If anything here is gonna start a James Bond Top Ten List Style Fight, then this is it.

Nice one Gus, thanks for that:-

• 10 – Santas Little Helper
• 9 – Marge Simpson
• 8 – Itchy and Scratchy
• 7 – Grampa Simpson
• 6 – Ned Flanders
• 5 – Mr Burns
• 4 – Barney
• 3 - Bart Simpson
• 2 – Homer Simpson
• 1 – Apu

Note: We've had a few problems with our RSS feed, sorry if you've got the show twice but we've had to republish the show.

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TOTP - Top Ten Things To Do In Peterborough (UK)

There was a young bloke called Rob,
Who's mate Jon had to update the blog,
Rob said it should Rhyme,
To which Jon declined,
But then changed his mind on the job.

There you go Roberto. And it only took me 45 seconds to come up with that.

Roberto came up with a list about the bestest things to do in Peterborough. Jonno could only think of one, which was get the hell out of Peterborough as soon as possible. That wasn't on Roberto's list. However, there were ten other things with some amusing jibba-jabba in between.

Stats are steadily climbing - thanks everyone for your support and also for the great emails we get every single day. We answer them all as soon as we can, but we have jobs as well you know. So if we haven't got back to you yet, soz. Soon you will be contacted. In the meantime though, nip over to podcastalley and stick your oar in and vote for us. Ta. Oh, and vote for our mate Mark at the Tartanpodcast coz he's our bestest mate in Podworld, even if he does lock his wife in the car and keep absolut in business through his ever growing intake of alcohol!!:-

• 10 – Ferry Meadows
• 9 – Peterborough Cathedral
• 8 – Railworld
• 7 – Flag Fen
• 6 – Burghley House
• 5 – Sacrewell Farm
• 4 – Nene Valley Railway
• 3 - Queensgate
• 2 – East Of England Showground
• 1 – Peterborough Beer Festival

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TOTP - Top Ten James Bond Movies

Adam from Australia has already sparked a massive row on the show with his list of the top ten Bond Movies. Just email topofthepods@gmail.com to join in with the debate, we think we got a few Bond facts slightly wrong in todays www.topofthepods.com show:-

• 10 – Dr. No -Sean Connery
• 9 – Diamonds Are Forever - Sean Connery
• 8 – A View To A Kill - Roger Moore
• 7 – For Your Eyes Only - Roger Moore
• 6 – Die Another Day - Pierce Brosnan
• 5 – On Her Majesty's Secret Service - George Lazenby
• 4 – Goldeneye - Pierce Brosnan
• 3 - The Man With The Golden Gun - Roger Moore
• 2 – The Spy Who Loved Me - Roger Moore
• 1 – Goldfinger - Sean Connery

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TOTP - Top Ten Muppets

There's this guy called Jim. He likes our show. He emails us from time to time. We think he's great. But now we think he's even greater. Why? Well because he supplied us with the Top Ten Muppets of course. Now I know I could have done better. And Roberto thinks he could too. But hey, Jim thought of it first, so we'll go with his. Some of these Muppets I didn't recognise. Some Roberto didn't either, But in the end the most important ones were there, so what the hell. Thanks Jim. Nice list. By the way, if the spoilers are in the wrong order that's Roberto's fault. Not mine. Ever. Honest.

So we are still down the list at number 35 on Podcastalley.com so if you're new over here at Top Of The Pods or even if you've been hanging 'round these parts for sometime, why not head over there via the above link-a-roonie and register your vote for us. You don't have just one vote, oh no. You can vote as many podcasts as you like, so if you like the Tatanpodcast too, then you can click a vote for them too. Great, ain't it? If you do vote us, then chuck a comment in too if you can be bothered as it's always good to hear what you lot think. And of course, if you do vote then thanks guys, thanks very much. :-

• 10 – Miss Piggy
• 9 – Dr Teeth
• 8 – Lew Zealand
• 7 – Kermit
• 6 – Big Brown Monster
• 5 – Animal
• 4 – The Swedish Chef
• 3 - Fozzie Bear
• 2 – Beaker
• 1 – Gonzo

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TOTP - Top Ten Things To Be Annoyed About Missing Out On If I Die Too Soon

Our mate Ross from the Mashup Podcast sent us over his top ten list of stuff he would be annoyed at if he died too soon. A bit of a long winded title, but self confessed Geekoid, Roberto got all excited at the techie stuff, whilst Father-Of-One, Jonathan kept ultra cool like the fonz. Ehhhhhhhhhhh:-

• 10 – Wireless Earbuds for portable music players
• 9 – TV/Phone/music/portable computer watches
• 8 – The world going all cyberpunk like with funky computer clothes andbody armour and human-robot interfaces and all that funky cyber stufffrom films and books.
• 7 – Proper VR
• 6 – Computers like in Star Trek
• 5 – Space Travel
• 4 – Aliens (any kind, eg good and bad)
• 3 - Flying Cars
• 2 – World Peace
• 1 – Robots

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TOTP - Top Ten Chavs

Sam Smith sent us his Top Ten list of Chavs. My god there are some real quality Chavs in this one. Roberto loved this list as he is quite fond of Burberry. I hate it myself and wouldn't be seen dead in Rob's Burberry baseball cap and scarf.

We are still doing really well in iTunes, but the Podcastalley listing isn't where we should be, so come on... do us a little favour and nip over there to vote us into the top ten or something. If we hit the top ten this month Rob said he would do something really special. Me? Yeah, I might do too. :-

• 10 – Britney Spears
• 9 – Tim Lovejoy (Soccer AM presenter)
• 8 – The Beckhams (The Royal Chavery)
• 7 – The Queen (Her Royal Chaviness)
• 6 – Eminem
• 5 – Wayne Rooney's Girlfriend
• 4 – Beyonce
• 3 - That Huge Chav who won the lotto
• 2 – Jordan (Huge Breasted Chav)
• 1 – Mike Skinner (The Streets)

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TOTP - Top Ten 80s Cartoons

Paul Scott who gave us a list of top ten 80's cartoons, which quite frankly we picked to bits as most of them were girlie cartoons:-

• 10 – Gummi Bears
• 9 – Dungeons And Dragons
• 8 – Danger Mouse
• 7 – Transformers
• 6 – Trap door
• 5 – Care Bears
• 4 – Super Ted & Spotty
• 3 - He-Man
• 2 – Bravestarr
• 1 – Thundercats

We are starting to creep up into big file sizes so we've changed the encoding (this is almost half an hour of top of the pods), slightly lower quality but a lot easier to download in a hurry. We'll try this out for a few days and see what you all think.

Mid-show we talked about Northpod, their site is at http://www.northpodding.com. Also mentioned on this link ridden site are the GI Joe Overdubbed cartoons found at http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html. Plus Rowley from www.darkcompass.com got a mention about his £21 per year, 1 gig unlimited bandwidth podcast hosting service that we can vouch for.

Also we played unsigned band Gidgets Ga Ga's song 'The Bomb' at the end of the show, for more great podsafe music head over to their site at www.gidgetsgaga.com and say hello. We were gonna do a top 10 related list about them but couldn't think what, if anyone would like to help us with a list then send it to topofthepods@gmail.com.

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TOTP - Top Ten Movie Quotes

We were in a rush, so we unlocked the Top of the Pods vault and grabbed our pilot episode - "The Top Ten Movie Quotes" to fill some space. We chose never to release it because the format of the show took about 6 hours to edit and quite frankly it made us cringe. But we did promise to play it once our number of subscribers reached over 500 - any suggestions for what you'd like Jon and Rob to do/wear/kiss in return for 1000 subscribers should go to topofthepods@gmail.com:

• 10 – Of all of the gin joints
• 9 – You're not my father!
• 8 – The first rule of Fight Club
• 7 – These are not the droids you're looking for
• 6 – The names Bond
• 5 – Are you talking to me?
• 4 – Quite frankly I don't give a damn
• 3 - I'll be back
• 2 – Do I make you laugh?
• 1 – Wax on, wax off

We'll also read out all the names of everyone who emails us with the correct list of films that these ten film quotes come from on tomorrow's show (answers must reach us by 7pm GMT Wednesday the 10th of August!). Back to normal on tomorrow's show.

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TOTP - Top Ten Reasons To Visit The UK

Judy and Paul are planning to visit England soon, and they have give us their list of the top 10 reasons to visit England:-

• 10 – Good public transport
• 9 – TV programmes
• 8 – Driving on the left
• 7 – No extremes of weather
• 6 – Thatched roof houses
• 5 – Public parks
• 4 – Really old stuff
• 3 - Accent
• 2 – Green countryside
• 1 – Grub

We had a visit from an old friend called the Joker as we have been emailed lots of requests for the 2 cards back again. You should all know that our email address is topofthepods@gmail.com and you can visit our site at www.topofthepods.com. So there.

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TOTP - Top Ten Everyone Does With A Camcorder

For those lucky enough to own a video camera we have a great list for you today which laughs at every mistake you've made since you brought it. Jim sent a very kind email to topofthepods@gmail.com with his list of the ten things everyone does with a camcorder (or probably shouldn't) :-

• 10 – Filming only your own kids
• 9 – Leaving the date and time on
• 8 – Zooming in and out
• 7 – Filming anything and everything
• 6 – Digital effects
• 5 – Making a 'pop video'
• 4 – Filming the dog
• 3 - Telling your girlfriend "Its just for us to watch..."
• 2 – Disappearing effect
• 1 – Playing a funny clip 20 times in a row until it isn't funny

We mention Mikes 6620 West Podcast at the beginning of the show - head on over to http://the6620westpodcast.libsyn.com for more details. We'd also like to point you to Jim's blogs podcasts http://electricguitarlessons.blogspot.com and http://wakeupinternet.blogspot.com.

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