Wednesday, January 18, 2006

TOTP - Top Ten Mistakes Men Make With Women

From those casanovas who send out emails to lonely men comes a long list of mistakes that fellas make with the girls. Download the mp3 of the show or get yourself some free software like iTunes which automatically downloads the mp3 for you:-

  • 10 - Getting help
  • 9 - Not knowing what to do
  • 8 - Giving away power
  • 7 - Money and looks
  • 6 - Not understanding how attraction works
  • 5 - Letting your feelings be known
  • 4 - Buying her affection
  • 3 - Approval and permission
  • 2 - Convincing her to like you
  • 1 - Too much of nice guy

If you are a girl then let us know some of the mistakes us men make using the comments board. Failing that if you want to get into a debate about the latest episode of Lost on the comments board like everyone does.


Anonymous said...

one - nil to Rob. the 80's rule!

Anonymous said...

That was so funny. I bursted out laughing about 3 times!

Ah, I'm prob with John about the live show... (U have to pay for the ticket for the plane from Canada to the UK! lol)

That was good music for a club, very up beat.

Anonymous said...

The whole mushroom discussion with the Super Mario references were extremely witty. I laughed out loud at work, how humiliating. Nice work Jon!

6620 West Kidcast

Maja said...

Haha oh this should be good, I'm waiting very impatiently for this show to finally download on iTunes!

And I'll be back as soon as I've watched the latest episode of Lost :p

Mark Brockman said...

I'm only half through the show, and I've got to wonder if there was some secret Ricky Gervais crossover. Has Rob been secretly replaced by Karl Pilkinton?

Seriously. Listen to it again.

Anonymous said...

I am still listening
You guy are very funny
I laught till I cried.
Top game dudes.
great show

DrewMG said...

Great show today guys. An instant classic!

Maja said...

Very funny show, and I see a new one's up already!

I'd definitely take a live show over any kind of club, I love live shows. I guess that redresses the balance a bit ;)

Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight: Women want an ugly, penniless guy who does not compliment them, always needs help, but does whatever he wants?

That’s me!

Too bad I’m already married…

Molly said...

#1 mistake men make with women in my opinion... being too chivalrous. I prefer a guy who will let me pay for dinner half of the time, and someone who will let me open the door for him if I happen to get there first.

80's music with Rob or live music with Jon? It's such a tough choice! I like live music better than 80's music, but I like Rob better than Jon! Awwww... just kidding. I would love either one - impossible to decide.

Highlights from two years of blogging. said...

mark you got my hopes up ;)

guess i'll keep looking...!

ps: Molly wasn't kidding really! ;) LOL xx

Anonymous said...

Molly, I can safely say that if I had asked any of the women I ever dated to pay for their half of the meal, I would have gotten a swift slap in the face (or worse)! I guess these Texas women are just used to being treated like southern belles...

Molly said...

Haha, well, you can't ASK the girl to pay. It just bothers me when I offer to pay and the guy refuses to let me. And to clarify, I am not a fan of going Dutch. It seems to impersonal. Besides, if the guy pays for my meal the first time, then there's a guaranteed second date because I then owe him dinner!

Highlights from two years of blogging. said...

NO, never ask them! :0
but if it's a blind date, I think you should split the cost...otherwise the person who asked the other out should pay. But the other person can always offer to buy a drink/popcorn or whatever... xx

Highlights from two years of blogging. said...

oh i almost forgot- i hate it when a guy buys me a teddy bear, and this seems to happen to me a lot for some reason. I'm a grown woman, not a small child...

this show was one of your best though, IMO...v v funny! x

Anonymous said...


Could it be that your adamant aversion to teddy bears is due to overstimulation, the fact that "this seems to happen to you a lot?" Perhaps if you went twenty or thirty years without so much as a tuft of fluff in sight that the first guy brandishing a tattered Teddy Ruxpin doll would have a better shot at sweeping you off your feet?

Highlights from two years of blogging. said...

oh Mark you're too funny! ;)

Yes, you may be right...over-exposure is a terrible thing, familarity breeds contempt etc...
But seriously, teddy bears are not sexy- or not in any way i want to know about!
If you bring a girl a gift, make it heartfelt and personal- something you know she likes. If she has a roomful of beanie babies then
1. is she really the woman for you?
2. you know she WOULD appreciate a teddy bear

Failing that, some cash would do nicely... ;)

PS: Teddy Ruxpin! I feel all nostalgic now :)

Highlights from two years of blogging. said...

oh, i forgot to say- I'd rather go to a music festival than an 80s club...come on, LIVE music vs. taped Rick Astley circa 1988? no contest really...& Jon's paying, everyone! x

Molly said...

Diane - I totally agree with you on the teddy bear thing! I once dated a guy who gave me a stuffed ghost for Halloween. What?! It was a sweet gesture, I guess, but what the heck am I supposed to do with a stuffed ghost with a little orange ribbon around its neck??

Top Of The Pods said...

Darn it - that has gone and blown the suprise for October the 20th.


Highlights from two years of blogging. said...

LMAO Molly! a ghost, that's priceless! bless him... I've never had a Halloween gift, that's unusual! x

My ex bought me teddy bears for any occasion- some were cute, but still...I should have known a LOT sooner that we weren't suited! maybe they contained some kind of hypnotic power...?

what's October 20th Rob?

Molly said...

Rob... ;)

Diane - come to think of it, the ghost may have actually been a birthday present, which was Halloween-themed because my birthday is 11 days before Halloween... :) Teddy bears with hypnotic power? That sounds dangerous!

Highlights from two years of blogging. said...

ah, it's your birthday!a ghost for your birthday is even worse!!

(mine's this Friday Rob, if you want to not-get me a teddy bear) :)

Top Of The Pods said... was the name of the company that does the free business cards.

Highlights from two years of blogging. said...

have ordered some! despite having no business ;) x