Tuesday, July 18, 2006

TOTP - Top Ten Myths About Chatting Up Girls

Roger Smalls from Guildford has sent us his list of myths about chatting up girls for todays show, apparently these ten bits of advice are complete rubbish:-

  • 10 - A girl who says call me anytime is really keen on you
  • 9 - Always remember to dress smartly
  • 8 - Always talk about them, not yourself
  • 7 - Always maintain eye contact
  • 6 - Women will look like their mothers in 30 years time
  • 5 - You can choose your friends but you cant choose your family
  • 4 - When walking with a girl, walk next to her
  • 3 - Do not take rejection personally
  • 2 - Never sleep with a girl on the first date
  • 1 - Yes means no and no means yes

Keep those lists coming in to topofthepods@gmail.com. The audio comment site we mentioned is at Evoca - record your comments straight onto the web site and we'll play them on our show.

If you'd like to try out a new experimental way of live commenting then try InnerToob and let us know what you think of the show.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Left my comments on innerTOOB... I really like the way you can comment as you listen! Thanks.
-Linda

Anonymous said...

Really good and useful podcast!

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

aaaaaah! anonymous has returned!

Anonymous said...

Roger is a living legend. Hilarious as ever - I want to know what you WOULDN'T read out as it was undoubtedly very funny but very smutty !

If only he would guest on a show through Skype....

Anonymous said...

Great show, lads, Roger seems indeed to be a young man with an old man's head on his shoulders, to judge by his wise words!! You definitely need to get him on the show via Skype, as Grant said. Also, it was brilliant meeting up with you two on Monday night for that cider session down the pub, thanks again!! It was like TOTP unplugged :-)

Oh well, back to Greece on Sunday... :-/

Top Of The Pods said...

Thanks for the cider, was good to meet up Bryan! We tried Roger on skype but he didn't have a decent mic or broadband so would have been painful. The stuff we didn't read was a bit too blue and we didn't want to make everyone blush!

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Anonymous said...

Top quality - as usual!

Anonymous said...

Another great show.

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Ro said...

Yes I'm from Wales Boyo.
We when I say i'm from Wales, I was born in Ipswich.

Anonymous said...

Sorry for leaving this comment as anonymous, but hey...it's late and i'm tired and so am not up to signing up.

Anyhoo, I was thinking that - although it is more work [I know how you love more work :)] - that you could create an enhanced podcast or podcast feed, if you have a mac that is. I say this after seeing InnerToob and finding that there are certain bookmarks for each number and more and this would be nice in the podcast.

Also, if anyone unaffiliated with the podcast has the technical means to mess about with each new podcast, make it enhanced, and then create an rss feed, please say :D

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, I'm new to TOTP but it really is brilliant. I can't wait for the next show! I love ya'll!

Anonymous said...

Yes brilliant! Really, really brilliant! Really!

Anonymous said...

My, that was so funny I soiled my diapers. Please stop! I can't take it anymore.

Joe said...

Top show!

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