TOTP - Top Ten Things That You Will Find On Darth Vaders Belt
We got a list from 'The Batman' (not the real batman) detailing things found on Darth Vaders belt, we didn't have a clue what any of the things were on todays show, but we carried on regardless:-
- 10 - The Staples Easy Button
- 9 - E-Z Bake Oven
- 8 - Speech synthesizer
- 7 - Holding bay for small sons
- 6 - Child proof seal
- 5 - Rap O Matic
- 4 - Spaceballs Flame Thrower
- 3 - Do Not Pull
- 2 - Acme Rocket Boots
- 1 - Flux Capacitor
If anyone actually knows what on earth these items are then feel free put some comments on our board and enlighten us.
19 comments:
Wow you guys come up with the bestest shows eva in da world!!!! and YAY!!! first one to post.
i am also to lazy to create an acount so i will just stay with the anonymous thing.
Ny Gus
anonymous said...
i will just stay with the anonymous thing
Works for me too. :-)
A “Staples Easy Button”, comes from a ad campaign currently airing in the US. Staples is a brand of office supply store. In the ad's the “easy button” takes what would normally a difficult task and makes it “easy', hence the name. Here is one of the examples I found on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39ZkZ-dXmiM
Also, a easy bake oven is a child's toy oven. They have some sort of heat device in them to allow them to bake (poorly). They are generally marketed as girl toys so I never played with, or saw how well they preformed. Even knowing what it is, I think it was a stupid addition to the list.
Hey, Judy! EasyBake Ovens have nothin' on a couple of cell phones. Check out http://www.foodconsumer.org/777/8/
Need_a_cooker_Use_your_cell_phone.shtml
(I never had an EasyBake, but I do have a bunch of old phones...)
Heres another commerial...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NojiCsZQSr8&search=staples%20easy%20button
Rob and Jon...
Acme Rocket Boots are, I'm sure, one of the many defective materials described in the lawsuit 'Acme v. Coyote': "Mr. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, "Defendant"), through that company's mail-order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labelling." [from a short story by Ian Frazier, 1996]
Unfortunately, the aforementioned lawsuit describes only the problems with the Acme Rocket Sled, the Acme Rocket Skates, the Acme Bomb, and the Acme Spring-Powered Shoes.
meep, meep
You two are hereby awarded the Kenneth Williams memorial trophy for your wonderful Darth Vader's helmet double-entendre ;-)
Certainly made me snort loudly on the bus trying to contain the giggles this morning !
Oh yes... your beeped-out mention of the word f**ny ! My Mum went into a shop in the US and asked for a 'bum bag', which caused some consternation as they thought she wanted a tramp's carrier-bag and was somehow trying to take the mickey out of them. When they told her she should be asking for a 'f**ny-pack', she was disgusted at their language and stormed out ;-)
Just as confusing whilst in the States was my brother saying that he was nipping out for a fag (which somewhat ruined his reputation with the ladies) !!
Ahhh... language. You can tell why I got an Honours degree in English Language and Linguistics, can't you ?
I've been hearing and seeing alot of Darth Vader lately. Link to see Darth Sing
Link to see Darth Chef
I haven't listened to the show yet, but tt will make a nice Vader Trifecta.
Hi Rob & Jon,
Another great show!
With regard to Acme Rocket boots, If the coyote can afford to buy rocket boots, why doesn't he just buy lunch, instead of trying to catch road runner?
It kinda defies logical narrative.
The show was great and the list was weird/great. You guys really could talk about anything and I'd listen...
I hope the ratings pick up to reflect how great your show is, but hey just have fun and the people will come. Remember Podcasting is still in its infancy, this medium is about to explode. The potential is huge. Just keep on, hanging on.
Interactive shows such as yours are the start.
The "do not remove" tag in the US refers to the label on new mattresses. It says something like "do not remove under penalty of law". It's some regulation to keep the mattress salesaman honest - like nutrition labels on food.
The Half Show is rubbish!? Nice show John and Rob. And to everyone else: "You don't know the power of the Top of the Pods!"
-Dark Lord of the Sith
Great show guys.
Libsyn account has been suspended, waiting for them to get back to us. We got some shows but no hosting.
Have you been naughty ? Was it talking about Darth Vader's helmet that upset Libsyn ?
You really don't have much luck with them, do you ?
Hope you get it sorted soon, guys.
That stinks, guys =(
At least we get a nice dosage of shows when you're done ^_^
TOTP is my heroine..
I like when Jon says "rubbish" but I LOVE when Jon says "pants". It's so British :)
Christine
I wood just like to say that you guys are great and at some time you you guys say that chicken boy is an idiot
thnx Duggie
glad you guys liked my show. it was pretty american. no one will read this probably cause this episode is so long. too bad.
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