Thursday, June 02, 2005

TOTP - Top Ten Ways To Blow A Million



Easy come, easy go, here are the top ten ways to spend one million pounds / dollars / smackers WITHOUT any assets at the end:-

  • 10 – Blow it all on the lottery
  • 9 – Buy the house / entire street next to Bernard Manning and donate to foreigners
  • 8 – Rent a footballer
  • 7 – Hire an A List Hollywood actor to come and clean
  • 6 – Add all the Sky channels for life
  • 5 – Casino
  • 4 – Throw a party for tramps
  • 3 - Ticket to the moon
  • 2 – Put towards an animal hostal
  • 1 – Good holiday

Thats it. You know the drill about emailing us at topofthepods@gmail.com, we'll play your stuff on www.topofthepods.com - no questions asked.

3 comments:

Simon said...

Bernard Manning is a fucking racist cunt. Never utter his name again on top of the pods.

Cunt.

Anonymous said...

lol, Bernard Manning... Legendary...

PH said...

Simon says...bad words (clearly).