Wednesday, February 01, 2006

TOTP - Top Ten Winners In A Marshall Arts Fight

Robs mind conjoured up an imaginary fight with ten of the worlds best marshall artists, here is the results table which we made into a podcast:-

  • 10 - Steven Segal
  • 9 - Jean Clawed Van Damm
  • 8 - Jet Lee
  • 7 - Jackie Chan
  • 6 - Neo
  • 5 - Kill Bill Chick
  • 4 - Monkey
  • 3 - Tony Jaa from Ong Bak (Purchase from Amazon)
  • 2 - Bruce Lee
  • 1 - Mr Miagi

Thanks to Baxter for emailing with a short mp3 for us to play, why don't you do the same?


Ro said...

Beatrix Kiddo
Excellent film Kill Bill, both Volumes.

Anonymous said...

Yes!! A new show at last =)

Anonymous said...

thanks for brightening up my dog walks!

Anonymous said...

YEAH!!! Back in the podcast saddle..
Happy day!!

Anonymous said...

Hurrah! Keep 'em coming, boys...

Grant - Three From Leith said...

Is 'marshall arts' a new sport that's in competition with 'martial arts' ??! Perhaps something to do with the amps and stacks used by most rock bands ?


LEM said...

[leaning forward with elbows on table, squinting through glasses, pushing back a huge mop of frizzy hair...]

SHE: What's all this fuss I'm hearing about marital arts? What two people do in thieir own time...

HE: Emily, that's "martial" arts; not "marital."

SHE: Oh.... All right..... Never mind.

(Just thinking about Bill [and, of course, Gilda] on this Groundhog's Day.) Enjoy the rest of the winter, folks!

GiantKillerMantis said...

The other bird from Crouching Tiger is Ziyi Zhang (or is it Zhang Ziyi?). She is indeed very hot.

And NEO?! How can you put Neo in the list? He's not a real martial artist. Of all the rubbishy rubbish. You might was well put Darth Maul in there.

Let's not beat up on them for the spelling. Maybe it's one of those UK spelling things. Like how they spell stuff with "re" instead of "er", or how they spell "elevator" as "lift"? ;)

Anonymous said...

And wasn't it Chris Tucker who was in Rush Hour with Jackie Chan, rather than Chris Rock?

Top Of The Pods said...

Just for the record, I am a trained journalist and as such I have a keen eye for spelling.

The other thing you may like to know is that I have size 13 feet.

If you didn't want to know that then I wore a green hat today, which was nice.

The best thing in my office this week is Sky Broadband. The second best thing in my office is the Zero 7 album I have playing on repeat constantly.

If you are now on Friday then have a great weekend. If you are still on Thursday, take it easy on friday - have a laugh and enjoy the weekend too.

With Love,

bryan-in-greece said...

Jon, were you trained at the Guardian (or is it the Grauniad?)...? ;-)
It was great to hear Monkey again on the show - I loved that show as a kid of about 16 and that for me was China... Plus ├ža change etc...

Anonymous said...

I can't believe Chuck Norris didn't make it

Anonymous said...

or even better than the screaming landlady in kung fu hustle, the shaolin soccer team in er... shaolin soccer. those films rule