Tuesday, July 26, 2005

TOTP - Top Ten Girls With Big Bums



Our faces dropped when we got this email in the topofthepods@gmail.com inbox from Rowley. When Rowley isn't working on The DarkCompass Podcast (www.darkcompass.com) it seems that he is thinking about ladies with big bums - 10 of them to be precise. Now in the UK the word 'bum' means 'bottom' or 'booty', we hope that you won't confuse this list with the American for 'bum' which means 'tramp', 'hobo' or 'alcoholic'. After all, what would Jennifer Lopez be doing with a big alcoholic tramp, apart from making the sequel to Gigli? :-

  • 10 – Charlotte Church
  • 9 – Carrie-Anne Moss
  • 8 – Jennifer Lopez
  • 7 – Jordan
  • 6 – Angelina Jolie
  • 5 – Denise Van Outen
  • 4 – Felicity Kendal
  • 3 - Carmen Electra
  • 2 – Pamela Anderson
  • 1 – Kylie

It is also sketch day today and we thought that not enough Monks living in monasteries suffering with Tourettes Syndrome knew how to subscribe to Top of the Pods using iTunes. Our beeper box is already on its last legs whenever Jon opens his mouth, but the thing was ready to blow up by the time this show was over. The show is still family friendly, but for those woth extra sensitive ears that might be listening you might want to preview things first - with talk of ladies behinds, questions might be asked.

By the way, we would love to hear from more people from Peterborough who saw the article in the Peterborough Evening Telegraph about us. So far it seems we washed especially just for three extra subscribers from our local area, surely there are more of you out there with computers?


10 comments:

Al said...

Oh my god...Pam Anderson is a scuzzy skank scum bucket...she belongs on the humane society's list of top ten bottom feeders.

The Monks need to have their own show...they are f...ing hysterical

Top Of The Pods said...

F**cking Amen.

Jonathan
TOTP

Big Mike said...

Links, boys!!! I need solid, firm, tangible examples!

PH said...

"Big" clearly did not refer to size.
Anneka Rice was not in the list (She was voted Rear of the Year 1987, in honour of the standard Treasure Hunt shot of her posterior).

(I required medical attention for a 'split side' after the Monks made their debut, btw)

Anonymous said...

As a mucking fonk with Tourette's s**t s**t s**t syndrome, I want to thank you t**ts for shedding some f**king light on our plight. Why do you a******s think we have a f**king vow of silence? Arse.

Grant said...

Just imagine how entertaining Enigma's "Sadeness" would have been if we had those two monks doing the chanting...

The sketch was absolutely blinding; I had to make a hasty dash for the little boy's room before I had an accident whilst listening.

Grant

Top Of The Pods said...

Enigma's "Sadness" cover version by the Tourettes Monks - I'll warm up the synthesizer....

digitaldion said...

Now THAT was a truly religious experience...

In some religions there are holy words, the vibrations of which emulate the oscilation of the emergence of creation (40hz for those who wish to know). Your beeping machine comes very close (about 46hz). In fact one or two of the words that you used seemed to have something to do with a generative activity... a stabing sort of action...

F*&k (and knife, that is)...

Loved it!

diane s said...

these are the funniestt show notes! xx

Anonymous said...

Pamela Anderson is Canadian... not American...