Friday, July 15, 2005

TOTP - Top Ten Things Every Drunkard Should Do

Not that either of us drink that much, but if you're a total alcoholic then why not test yourself with this list taken from We here at didn't score too highly in these list of things that every drunkard should do. Email us at and let us know if you have ever done any of these or worse in a drunken haze. Its not big, and its not clever - so when you do email us just make sure that you sound very sorry for what you have done:-

  • 10 – Fight a good fight
  • 9 – Buy, build or steal a home bar
  • 8 – Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink.
  • 7 – Get 86’d from a bar (can anyone explain what this means?)
  • 6 – Buy a crowded bar a round
  • 5 – Get drunk on the grave of your hero
  • 4 – Spend a night in the drunk tank
  • 3 - Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd
  • 2 – Go on a bender
  • 1 – Open and close a bar

Why not listen to a true expert who we know has scored ten out of ten in this list of things every drunkard should do? Check out Mark at the Tartan Podcast - we figure if we keep him sweet with lots of traffic to his site he won't sue us.


Anonymous said...

I think you should do an X-Rated show... me and Hendy could even help... We could record some stuff and patch it together, that could be fun. lol. But yes, a X-Rated show would be ace, I have no idea about a name, or any topics... but it's a good idea.


Anonymous said...

2 to add
Fall Over Friday! You should always fall over.
and Visit the Burger bar after a skin full.
I only know this from my daughters :o/

Anonymous said...

Take a look at page 86 of the book, Alcoholics Anonymous.

Top Of The Pods said...

Now that's an idea. Present a show while pissed. That would have to be an adult show for sure as i would not be able to control the cussing. Every f**king other f**cking word

Anonymous said...

name for show:
top of the pods: nights

or even....

top of the pods: knights!!

as in baywatch nights.