TOTP - Top Ten Things That Only Happen In Movies
Rowland from Dark Compass has his ten ten list of things that only happen in movies that he sent to topofthepods@gmail.com. Jon and Rob come to the conclusion that your standard Hollywood script isn't exactly intelligent design in todays www.topofthepods.com top ten podcast:-
- 10 – The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris
- 9 – It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
- 8 – Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired (aka Six Feet Under).
- 7 – Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
- 6 – No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
- 5 – One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once
- 4 – You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
- 3 - In Middle America, all gas station attendants have red handkerchiefs hanging out of their back pockets.
- 2 – Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
- 1 – The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
